Patience, Young Grasshopper
The Skyy is Fallnig

Ughh San Diego State Sucks.  Their football teams.  Their parties.  Like seriously.  You need a damn ID card just to get into a party lol.  They weren’t cool with my UC Irvine card, haha I bet if I slapped a damn University of Southern California ID Card in their hand they wouldn’t be fronting.  Well I’m not going to lie, the girls are hot as hell.  Well, it doesn’t matter anyways cause I don’t gots no game ahahaha

=( just kidding.  Seriously.  Even though I didn’t pull any girls at the mall they ALL LOVE ME.  SERIOUSLY.  Even the hott ***** girls with the skanky ass skirts.  haha just kidding.  I hardly think about that…………I can’t believe the girls at State were so hot.  Anyways I pull into some little kickback with the dude Nick Kacha.  That guy is rich as a motherfucker.  Probably cause his dad slangs YAYO.  Thank got I’m not ayo for yayo ughhh.  I’m ayo for ***** but that’s about it.  *****!!!! Tomorrow i’ts going to be hot.  I’m watching some bullshit video on facebook this girl is an idiot.  Cough….cough cough cough cough Bridge Hoe aka whore BRIDGET whattta whoreeeeeeeeeeeeee.  Fucking dumbass skank ass bitch ass whore haha.  Just kidding.  I hate her.  Toodles.  Who says that anymore.  Well we got some Skyy afterwards…ahahaha that’s for vaginas, cunts, pussies, etc.  And this guy James calls me like 20 times a day for business opportunities WTF it’s a scam dude stop doing stupid things to get money.  You’re an idiot.  I don’t want to PRE PAID LEGAL insurance.  If you HEAR ABOUT PPL RUN FOR YOUR LIFe.  It’s not worth it.  You will get AIDS somewhere along the way trust me.

Speaking of hot girls, POWAY has the cutest girls hahaha.  I don’t remember a single thing from this night besides that the Raiders suck.  I still love them thoguh.  remember kids, things that SUCK you should love.  Besides girls.  Cause sluts are gross.  And hot.  HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.  This does not go down my throrat welll..oh well.  Gargle.  I should start gargling this dowwwwwwwwwn.  I’m drinking anymore.  I don’t need to get fat.  I need to look like David Beckham.  The movie GAMER was insane.  It’s about people who control other people via like Satelitte Crap through this company.  Some fat dude with like six computer monisters was playing through this woman in this SIm Game.  Shit was disguintg.  He was like mastubating his third leg with his third hand ughh. He was fat.  Hoepfulyy I don’wt turn that fat aany time sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon.

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh so fat.

ughhhhhhhhhh so ugly.

Sounds like someone i know.  anyways.  Don’t steal alchohol it’s bad.

Ughhh.