Random
-I’m really hungry
-I’m going to get cancer cause I’m talking on the cell phone with the charger damn.
-I’m going to get cancer cause I’m talking to a trick !!!!!
-I hate the Chargers Go Raiders
-I’m fat cause my stomach sticks out like Santa. Ana. Damn. Haha Santa Ana.
-I love USC University of Sucking Cock or University of Spoiled Cunts. I prefer cunts.
-The grass is greener on the other side unless they don’t use fertilizer.
-I’m in debt. And I”m not even in college. -400?
-I’m staring and I haven’t eaten dinner. I don’t want to wake up my dog.
-I had a dalmation, I needed a 100 more dude seriously.
-I think that woman from 101 Dalmations is hot. NOT.
-Please buy me rogaine if i start losing my hair, dear.
-My mom is talking to a 20 year old black guy about life and she’s not scared. The world must be down the toliet at this point.
-My best friend used to call me and flush the toliet halfway through the convo WTF.
-He doens’t call me anymore, damn man after all these homo times we had masting and building boats.
-Perverts, your probably thought I was going to say MAST YOUR BATE damn it.
-Whoever reads this must be a complete loser =)
-Someone gave me the nickname Bambii I prefer Rambo though ahaha.
-White girl not talknig about Lindsay Lohan haha please respond if anyone knows what I’m talking about
-Me and my bud saw someone smorting cocaine while he was dirving on the highway. LUCKY. lol Jk
-I’m so hungryyyyyyyyy really really really hungry please make me some cookies or bring me soup
-I think I had swine this summer, trust me it was bad
-I still can’t believe i drove under the influence of Mary Jane, first tmie was incredible though
-My mom is teaching my black friend how to speak Chinese ahaha FAIL
-I should be Fat Albert hey hey hey i’m a fatassssss
-I still can’t believe this girl hung up on me damn.
-CJ haha hopefully she understands this.
-Cheated
-Conceited
-Butterfly
-Lie
-Names
-Games
-L O V E
-Albert Lee
-bahaha ignore the past eight posts unless you’re a certain someone
-</3 too bad no one has the tools to fix it =(
-I need to get inn-n-out cause i’m hungry
-Speaking of inn-n-out listen to my new song
-Inn-her-mouth
Inn-her-mouthhh
that’s what a blowjobsss
alll about
-Ughhhh I wish I was a model. It’ll just take time.
-8 is my favorite number. Shhh. if you flip it to it’s side, it means infinity =)
-When you’re drunk you should flip to the side to avoid killing yourself
-I’ve yacked three times from drinking. ughhhhh
-i’ve been drunk to dinner with my parents. Hilarious…
-Please tell me, seriously I hate waiting….
-I love football I’d love to wear cardinal and gold <3
-Hahaha some people love rugby though….don’t know what they’re smoking or doing they probably have their head on backwards…
-I want to break a world record, maybe for being the most random + weird person ever. You don’t even know though.
-I’m only weird around people. I’m not going to lie, ahaha I’m not an optimistic person at all =(
-8) I need a pair of RED RAY BANS
-I NEED A PAIR OF RED VANS
-hehe that rhymed =)
-If I break even in my break account by the end of summer I’ll be a happy man
-Or happy kid. Or maybe just bambii. U tell me.
-Hahaha I can’t belive she shares and doesn’t steal…really.
-Poke her face is disgusting the thought of oral sex is gross..
-I”m not homosexual even though I check out guys I swear.
- Or bi seriousy..try bilateral or equaliteral ahahaha wowwww geometry
-My freshmen year geometry teacher was bomb I’m not sure if he really remembers me
-Math was the best until calc cause in AP Calc all thse girls were grosssssss
-Except Alison Schroder haha honestly.
-Mr Cook was his name, he was the best math teacher ever
-I have the longest arms, yet I can’t really reach her =(
-I’m honestly a POeT better than Ed Poe Po e+ hahaha get it Poe + nvm..
-I like to think ahead. Cause everthing pans out in the end.
-Except for working at jack in the box…ughhh
-I eat food when no ones looking ahaha
-I text all the time…while I’m working =D
-ughh relaly hungry……..I usually txt hungray when i have an appetite
-ahaha Appetite…funny
-Some weird girl I know does not know what eccentric means..
-This black guy, my sister, and my dad all have birthdays on Oct 14 !
-His chinese zodiac is a dragon, same with my grandma
-I miss my grandmas cause they love me and give me money =)
-Haha chinese currecny isn’t even worth it
-Wo Ai Ni
-Ughhh I want to know like six languages when I grow up…sexy
-I want to own every MLB New Era fitted…I love my Blue Jays hat though =)
No more secrets… =(
